On taking compliments and sloth butts
2010 March 19
Scene: Last night, eating dinner on the couch and watching TV.
Him: You have a beautiful profile.
Me: {startled and not paying attention} Huh? I do?
Him: Yep.
Me: But full on I’m a mess?
Him: No. You’re beautiful that way, too.
Me: Well, thank you, baby.
Him: {smile}
Me: Why haven’t you told me that about my profile before?
Him: Because I’m retarded. I could tell you the internal anal temperature of a three-toed sloth, but the other stuff? I’m an idiot.
Me: Huh. Well, it’s nice to hear. Want to see it again? My profile, I mean.
Him: Absolutely. Lay it on me… Gorgeous.
What is he doing to these poor sloths?
Seriously? 3 toed sloths? Perhaps that’s an issue that needs to be discussed. . .
Adorable.
Awwww, and seriously, hands off the sloths.
I wonder what a sloth profile looks like.
And you didn’t ask him to tell you the internal anal temperature of a three-toed sloth?
Seriously!! You left out the temperature? The last thing I want to plug into Google (for my wife to stumble across later today) is “What is the internal anal temperature of a three toed sloth.