TMI Tuesday
Today’s TMI Tuesday.
I have to preface today’s TMI Tuesday by acknowledging the fact that a porn star commented on my blog. I am the most spectacular and awesome person in the world, obviously. Squeal!
1. What was your favorite book as a kid?
There were several: The Giving Tree, Morgan and Me, and Where the Wild Things Are. As a preteen it was The Grounding of Group Six.
2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?
Gone With the Wind
Gloria
As Hot as It Was You Ought to Thank Me
Lonesome Dove
American Gods
3. What was the first “naughty” book you read and in what way was it naughty?
I’m sure the first naughty book I read was something from my mother’s romance novel collection. Probably something by Bertrice Small or Rosemary Rogers. Then I stumbled upon my father’s Playboys and Penthouse Letters. The first naughty book I bought myself was, I think, The Lusts of the Borgias.
4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?
I’ve Peaked and I’m Kidding Myself: Exercises in Mediocrity
or
Just Good Enough
or
Potential: Wasted
5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why?
Either works for me. I’ll always have a soft spot for erotic fiction, though.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?
He’s somewhere in central Florida with a wife and two kids.
Oh geez, Bertrice Small….I read her in my early teens, just the person to educate a girl about sex. I like those titles for your autobiography, they’d work for me as well.
Yeah, every girl needs to know about harems, doesn’t she?
— Gypsy
I like the first book title the best. You really should write something with that title. You could just write down some random thoughts. Or put together blog posts…
I know, I know… why don’t I?
How cool that Ms. Mia paid you a visit!
I can’t claim that one entirely as my own. Part of it is taken from a line in Gross Pointe Blank.
I’m still all a-twitter about Mia Rose.
— Gypsy
First of all, in regards to the post on my blog yesterday, the coveralls were not mine. They were an old pair of his. Now, given the fact that he’s man-sized and a good 4 or 5 inches taller than me, it was an entertaining sight.
Secondly, good post!
Have you read “Mirror, Mirror” by Gregory Maguire? You might like it. Not erotic fiction, but the Borgia reference made me think of it.
Ok, if they weren’t yours, that’s fine.
I haven’t read it, but I’ll put it on my list. Thanks! — Gypsy
I’m so much for the naughty fictions. Seems you can get away with more in writing than visually.
Yeah, you get to color it however you want in your head. — Gypsy
OK. You. Rock. A porn star commented on your blog. Wow, now how do I get George Lucas to comment on mine…?
Hmmm… Just keep typing George Lucas, George Lucas, George Lucas over and over again? — Gypsy